/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Be it bandit or law man, each will take on the weight of the souls they've taken from this dusty patch of dirt.

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I keep having the same vivid nightmare, over and over.

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I always keep a football, grapefruit or water bottle in my car.

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The in-charge warned that one perfectly measured dose would be perfect, but any more and they were looking at horrible immediate and long term side effects.

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The first date with this guy was not off to a great start, with us going to this incredibly cringeworthy improv comic play.

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After the botched experiment caused me to gradually gain density over time, I can no longer even walk on pavement without cracking it.

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[MAR21] My dog jumped off the ledge and yelped so I jumped after him.

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My mouth wouldn’t stop watering as I cooked my steak to perfection.

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You’re sitting next to your friend when an amber alert comes on describing your friend perfectly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Be it bandit or law man, each will take on the weight of the souls they've taken from this dusty patch of dirt.	12
I keep having the same vivid nightmare, over and over.	12
I always keep a football, grapefruit or water bottle in my car.	12
The in-charge warned that one perfectly measured dose would be perfect, but any more and they were looking at horrible immediate and long term side effects.	12
The first date with this guy was not off to a great start, with us going to this incredibly cringeworthy improv comic play.	12
After the botched experiment caused me to gradually gain density over time, I can no longer even walk on pavement without cracking it.	12
[MAR21] My dog jumped off the ledge and yelped so I jumped after him.	12
My mouth wouldn’t stop watering as I cooked my steak to perfection.	12
You’re sitting next to your friend when an amber alert comes on describing your friend perfectly.	12
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